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The Trump-Epstein Files™

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Fertilize the fields

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago

If it was good enough in Fargo, it's good enough for us.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's going to make such a mess though.

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Less than the billionaires are making right now.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better idea: lock them in a room with screens for walls, restrict them and feed them meth, make them watch footage of their assets being redistributed to poor people in real time. Then throw them legs first into it.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Throw? You mean slowly lower them into it feet first, yeah?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if you feed them in feet first and very slowly.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Epstein files perpetrators go feet first.

For the mere collaborators and enablers, they get to choose which end first.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Don't tell me... please don't tell me they threw the bodies of the young girls into the shredder...

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Do both, guillotine with a chipper below, slurry gets fermented and turned into biofuel for vehicles in areas where electric cars are harder to transition to.

Collaborators get to pick the guillotine first and the Epstein class don't get that lucky. Get them laying back for the guillotine then drop them into the chipper without the blade drop

They won't get to enjoy oil prices anymore. They will be the oil, until we can fully transition to renewables.