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"Whatever, you guys will figure it out on your own eventually."

"Here, you know how we talked about all those special numbers? This one is very important. Write down this one and preserve it as this is the one true proof that this text I am giving you is not of the knowledge of clever humans: 6.62607015. This sacred number is called the hash. The one that holds this information is the only one with provenance of ownership in the universe. Without this number, all words are a con of men, for this is an ontological constant I fundamentally chose and built everything upon. This number is my true name in writing. I will abandon your descendants if they ever fail to record and pass down this number for all of eternity."

Hash it or con. Any ancient text without ontological constants, the core building blocks of the universe, the absolute true signature of existence, is a fraud. These numbers like Plack's constant, the smallest length to exist, are the signature of god or whatever abstraction suits such low level eikasia form of thought. There is no high noesis in this comic's reasoning. It is a reduction to belief without understanding.

Abraham was a schizophrenic. At the end of his life, he is recorded as a pedophile with a slave girl in his bed to keep him warm. This is the critical man at the junction between the creation story, Judaism and Christianity through Isaac, and Islam through Ishmael. Without Abraham, these faiths are all invalid by their own chain of provenance recorded in ancient writing. Imagine a world where everyone was lead by a schizophrenic pedo. There is no magic and never was. Times were not different or special. You learned this shit as a kid and all kids are fucking stupid. If your neighbor tied his son to a rock and was wielding a knife, looking very distressed, you would of course think they must be talking to god and a true believer. Such insightful reduction is your amazing genius.

I was fully expecting this to twist into the big bang theory intro and was slightly disappointed when it didn't.

I was expecting God to start singing the Big Bang Theory theme