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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And then everybody clapped.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Then Albert Einstein gave the man a roll of 100s and some condoms, and the man and the mom got engaged on the spot.

If you're the last person to exit an elevator, do you ever send the elevator to a random floor just out of whimsy?

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His mom must be very unobservant for the amount of time it would take to push all the buttons.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

You can be very fast if you just slide both hands down over the buttons with slight pressure. Doesn't need to take more than three seconds.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't use elevator often, but aren't you able to push back the button so it "switch off" and won't stop at the level

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’ve never seen an elevator that did that, though it sounds like a decent idea.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"It's ok people, your destinations aren't as important as mine, so I'll just unselect them."

No, actually I don't think that one would generally encounter such a massive arsehole, but I could imagine people unselecting a floor by accident, when they enter and want to go to a floor that is already selected.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Lol, yeah I guess I’m hinging it on people generally not being that terrible, and it would help with an accidental press, like I meant floor 3, but goofed and hit 2, or in the case like this, where someone has pressed a bunch to screw with someone. It’s generally harder to be an asshile to people who get to see you do it.

Push all the buttons as you leave? Anonymous. Turn off someone’s floor with them in the elevator? Now you get to have an altercation.

[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I've only seen this in Canada, never in the US