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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago

Silly rabbit, no releases after Thursday afternoon!

[–] Billygoat@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago

Friday…afternoon

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago

... sigh ... not again.

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Comrade bunny. If you can't take May Day off - break the production branch and don't look at your email until Monday.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Rule #1 of shipping code: never be around for the fallout. Do not stick around after clicking deploy.