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‘White Female Mamdani’ Mayor of Seattle Caught Blowing Taxpayer Money on Personal Limousine (theneedling.com)
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Fury took over the city of Seattle this week after its “White Female Mamdani” mayor, Katie Wilson, was caught blowing precious taxpayer dollars on a giant, 60-foot-long personal limousine with its own dedicated lanes of traffic.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is a fucking outrage. I demand that she stops this senseless tragedy and instead hires a red-blooded MuRican four wheeled personal transport vehicle for her transport to and fro. This is ridiculous. She's wasting so much money on providing for her constituents instead of herself.