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Like a calm looking duck, you can't see the paddling in the water (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Why paddle when you can just use your corkscrew penis as a propellor?

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wife said this is called "anxiety" and that something called "therapy" can help I dunno what any of that means also she's from Newark so honestly that may not have even been what she said

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I tried that so called therapy. It just ended up being "here's $100/month subscription to Feel Like A Zombie Every Day medication! Oh that one didn't work? Here's a different $100/month subscription to Also Feel Like A Zombie Every Day!"

I'll just stick with the internal screaming and frequent panic attacks tyvm.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“You are so quiet”

Ya, because I am focusing on not exploding.