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[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ewe dint saye tank ewe mistow zewenski

[–] Thyazide@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks like the bride of chuckie, but she's better for a puppet

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

this probably the same time thiel plucked him out of obscurity or right after his graduation.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tell me this is yung j dizzle

Hey I've worked with a few like that lmao

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like he had an intercourse with a couch just before seeing you 🤔

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously looks like I'm supposed to check in with him for product training videos during any downtime I have during my shift at Home Depot

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, I've heard of him, but never have I seen his face. He's J Beer Vance, is that correct?