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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

I know chuds have incoherent worldviews, but it is staggering nonetheless to see it displayed visually like this.

The people in this painting would mostly hate each other if this meeting ever happened.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Doctor Eisenstien, RFK jr.'s uncle, Mister big-ass fuckin' hands lincoln, Two-pack, Nicky McMedals, Ricky-Bobby, wait is that fucking kissenger next to MLK tell me I'm wrong wtf

Edit is it gorbachev?

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The libertarian messiah? lol

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Messiah, or maybe Prometheus, yeah

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Marcus Aurelius (left) and Aristotle (right).

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

tom green and mr beast

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Goku and vegeta

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Use-value and exchange-value

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Why is it a vault?

EDIT: And LMAO at Aristotle and Marcus Aurelius marble busts. Goes to show the sheer dissonance of this person's ideology.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

because the thoughts produced there are so valuable they have to be kept safe

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thoughts including Einstein’s Why Socialism, and MLK’s anticapitalism:

“I imagine you already know that I am much more socialistic in my economic theory than capitalistic… [Capitalism] started out with a noble and high motive… but like most human systems it fell victim to the very thing it was revolting against. So today capitalism has out-lived its usefulness.”

Yes, please put those busts next to the Milton Friedman bust, thanks!

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

you're putting ten times more thought into this than he has. Einstein is a cool super genius and MLK is a cool civil rights leader that's why they are there literal 12 year old logic. what do you think are the political contribution of Tupac or the shah lmao.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah each of these depictions is a caricature, a token Stoic Smart Contemplative Guy who uses Rationality and Facts to discover order in the universe underneath the chaos. The actuality of each person, such as their politics, is an inconvenient distraction.

[–] commieradcat@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tupac grew up with a BP ML mother. His views were extremely left.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And LMAO at Aristotle and Marcus Aurelius marble busts. Goes to show the sheer dissonance of this person's ideology.

If I surround myself with totems of all the smart guys I will absorb their smart. Aristotle Plato and Marcus Aurelius are objectively the two smartest guys in Rome, which was the smartest place until woke.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bro is logicmaxxing

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

This has to be rage bait right?

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

PBD is really like this. If this is rage bait, then his biography is rage bait.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this isn't ragebait he has this painted and hanged in his thinking room. you should (not) read his stupid novel he genuinely thinks like this.

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

2pac would shoot him in the ass

it's like those fan art images that have 50 characters from cartoons with 0 relations to each other

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why is what is presumably meant to be the Communist Manifesto on the table? Is the idea that it's "toppled"? And what's the other book beneath it? By sheer size and PBD's ideology I'd assume the Bible, but the cover doesn't really look it.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is what conservatives think academia looks like.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ayrton never set fucking foot in a library.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

if gap, car

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

All of these people were murdered for trying to stand up to the NWO, and trying to get the sheeple to wake up

especially the greeks

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine the game of pictionary this line up could create

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

lmao i forgot PBD exists at all, let alone his famous thinking room centerpiece. and he's so much saner than the average monarchist let me tell you.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm about 80% sure that Ayrton would be a massive Bolsonaro-supporting chud if he were still alive today.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is going on with MLK jr’s neck?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Scoliosis from taking too many notes about race cars in the Thinking Room.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Okay but like, where's Maradona?