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Trump Posted an AI Image of Himself as Jesus Healing a Man Who 'Looks Exactly Like' a Young Jeffrey Epstein (www.ibtimes.co.uk)

submitted 2 months ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] waigl@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Christians, please explain to me how this could possibly not be blasphemy.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump is the antichrist matching every single depiction on revelations at this point.

[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

He's a manufactured Antichrist. The crazys are tired of waiting and are custom building their own rapture. The similarities are not an accident.

[–] Klox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well a bunch of Christians literally want to live through the rapture. Not like, "maybe in 30 years". They want it asap and look for every possibility. Why not choose the antichrist to speedrun it?

[–] phx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And where - if they're supporting a PoS like this - do they expect to be going during said rapture?

I'm pretty sure "I supported the Antichrist and his friendly corporations in ending the world, but I confess to Jeebus and feel really sorry" isn't going to be a valid argument for entry into the pearly gates...

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The response I've seen is blah blah "imperfect vessel" [Armageddon]

[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At this point I don't think they have conscious thoughts about it, instead going immediately going into excuse mode.

In this case, they're saying he's not portraying himself as Jesus but one of his disciples. Which is not at all true but that's TDS for you.

Edit: apparently he's saying its him as a doctor. Fucking hell its hard to stay up to date on this bullshit.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this the healthcare plan we've been waiting for?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

It’s the concepts of said plan we were promised.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Is there no end to the heresy of these tools of the antichrist, so to speak. Disgraceful that any self described christian would support these pieces of shit.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Not "exactly like" to me but my first thought it was an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Epstein that I thought this was what the AI that the Trump admin had slop this out was going for.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No he doesn't

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 months ago

He looks more like William Dafoe.

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Not really, but there is a pretty funny parody version out there.

[–] ByteMasterWP@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago