Yes. Bad toilet paper is shitty, more or less.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Bad toilet paper spreads shit on your cheeks like butter
Good toilet paper is bidet. Then I guess you can dry your ass off with some regular toilet paper.
There's always gotta be a bidet enthusiastic in these threads.
What can I say, I love not having shit stuck to me

A frictionless wipe.
Ha ha
1 ply, your fingers will really get involved in that story.
Single ply is pure diarrhea
Romans used scrapers, not paper.
Thanks, I didn't need to know that.
Oh boy, you'll want to swallow any food or drink currently in your mouth before reading this next part.
Essential Roman information
They didn't just have poop scrapers, they had communal poop scrapers. Kept in the communal toilets. They didn't even know bacteria was a thing and probably used some sort of blessing as the most important part of the cleaning ritual. If they even had a clearning ritual more involved than shake it underwater until most of the poop comes off.
No, what's shitty is your bootyhole. Bad toilet paper just handles it poorly which is shitty in its own way.