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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The gym ecosystem is wild hey.

It's a study in what happens when a bunch of dudes (mostly) play a dick measuring contest scored by grunting.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're compensating due to the shrinkage effects of over use of the roids.

"men gone wild, sweat edition"

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I will never not post this tune for the gym bros.

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Happy Easter ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‡

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Merry Easter

๐Ÿ™ƒ

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It was a cleaning day today. Bootstraps are doing some heavy lifting

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

so many hugs

sounds like you are doing a little better today ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spicy and cheesy baked beans and tuna pasta please!

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿซ˜๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ

Just like the Italian nonnas make it ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Risotto stuffed roulade of rabbit please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

๐Ÿš๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒฏ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Happy Easter internet fam

Hope everyone is staying safe and happy.

I've been on my feet since 9 am and literally sat down half an hour ago

Am tired

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lentish for me went really well. I ate a custard tart and a medium packet of peanut m&m's because of special occasions and that's it.

On Friday I ate a hot cross bun. I'm gonna try and go as long as I can and when I indulge no big deal.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You're better than me. I smashed 2 x 6 packs of hot cross buns over the weekend.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love them. All of them except no fruit because what's the point. Anyway the amount of butter I lay on is dangerous so that's why I've limited my dosage.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Cut in half. Butter on both sides.

Strawberry Jam on one half, peanut butter on the other.

Smoosh them together.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ooooo wow. Here's my recipe. Cut in half. Toast. Butter. Butter again. Peanut butter, a small drizzle of honey and chilli flakes. Works on toast too.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did nothing eastery this year :(

Back in uni days used to get wasted, hide the eggs night before then wake up the next day and try and find them. Simpler times lol.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

I never did Easter egg hunt because I was worried the dog or ants would find them before the kid.

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Meme

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've spent much of my afternoon cleaning silver. Two cutlery sets, silver coasters, silver place mats, a sugar bowl and a beautiful silver-inlaid glass vase.

The forks are so clean, my hands so dirty.

Considering I'm wearing a WHITE SHIRT, I don't look too disreputable

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ugh my mother used to make me do it. Cleaning the silver was one of my many childhood jobs. To this day I avoid anything silver. You did well to sit there and do it all.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

spoilerStrange how even some really shitty times were better than this because Melbcat was still with me.

Looking through photos and videos of her. She was so loving, so funny, and such a beautiful cat. I wish I had more videos. Especially of the mundane things I saw every day. Of her walking back in from the other room, and of her coming to the side of my bed waiting for me to lift the doona and let her climb in. It was the routine and how I remember her.

Now Iโ€™m seeing tiny odd little symptoms I recorded adding up.

I just want her back.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

just a little more sleep

my phone and computer tell me it's early but my watch and wall clock tell me I had an extra hour of sleep , so that was 6 hrs without waking up , really minimising dairy and sulphites has helped so much

also, Easter Bunny came and left treats ๐Ÿ‡

If I have one sq inch of white choc bunny a day I should be ok

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

white chocolate rabbit tastes like pain and tummy ache ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ˜

not worth it ๐Ÿ˜ž

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No white chocolate is worth it imo.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I spruced up Bluey's tank a bit , he's a lovely fish, I hope I'm looking after him well enough, I do need a water heater tho for this upcoming winter

picture coming soon

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've got a spare water heater I was using for aeroponics if you want it (same as a fish tank heater). Not very big though. I have no need for it.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wondering if Spud is around? I'd like to send her a dm

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

I'm here, you can slide into my DMs any time ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Do I know you?

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spud is lurking but is around lol

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can I have a DM too?

I want to feel important.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yesterday was a big success (I think) w/ the downpipes. Had 2 hoses going in (one town and one tank) for 30mins and seems good.

No injuries lol.

Birds were using one of the gutters as a bird bath but since re-attaching one of the corners water is moving the right way again so yay (sorry birds).

Next downpour should be okay or at least less bad.

But 2 phobias.. Antlophobia (flood) and Ombrophobia (rain) should subside.

Every few nights usually get weird dreams of falling off shit. but since going up that ladder so many times in the last month or so they've stopped for now. Not the safest way to deal with that but hey it worked. Don't feel fear in real life up there but the dreams are wild. Also the dreams of tripping on shit have stopped. Weird brain.

Time to put the ladder away and wait for something else to break and find a new phobia.

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sketching and chocolate. Probably enough chocolate now....

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The knockoff charmeras are a hit, the kids have taken a bunch of blurry photos of things. But i accidentally wiped one card because I was looking through the options and wondered what 'format' was. Got my options mixed up and reformatted the card. I'll have to get that kid to take a bunch of new photos

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