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phone bad book good 5 (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
 
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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

Thank you thank you :3

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Me when I get killed by mobilek but the puppy still drowns (⁠╯⁠ರ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠ರ⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

Only synthetic life will be allowed to flourish!

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i'm starting to feel something is off with mobilek but i can't put my finger on it...

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

If you need to put your finger on it remember that it's in your pockit!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for illustrating the fact that we must destroy all the mobi

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry. cathfish@lemmy.world will be temporarily unavailable. Just the time to finish political and moral reeducation camp.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for changing your mind at the last minute! I love my mobilek!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I love my Mobilek too, now that I have understood the true meaning of the Mobilek existence in my lovely reeducation camp.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mister Mobilek, bring me a dream

Make it the content that I've never seen Give it upclicks like you're never sober And tell them the age of men is over

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Done!

Whats the next step?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Drown more puppies.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

Now I thank you for engaging with my content and we both wait for the roll of the dice.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Thank you for portraying utilitarianism with the correct dog:human ratios!

[–] plasmawiz@corteximplant.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] plasmawiz@corteximplant.com 4 points 3 days ago

@pmjv sponsored by Mobilek™
use code 100000humans to get 50% off your next chip implant!

[–] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
in all fairness, what would book do

thank you for creating mobilek content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

probably just sit there and look dumb!

[–] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
yeah, what could it do! just contain words? what's a manifeste du surrealisme? sounds french i'm out.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

joke's on you, i can't read

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

I would hope so!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That's probably less than a day of running ChatGPT.

[–] Asklepian@abyss.cafe 3 points 3 days ago

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org feudal chinese emperor phone

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

No problem!

[–] Mitchmaker@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating sacrificial content.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

My pleasure! Thanks for engaging!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 days ago

Could be worse, he didn't considered sacrificing 10 to 100 thousand puppies!