I'm looking forward to the top looking less tarnished than the bottom in a few years.
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There are two types of people that buy Teslas:
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People that buy them as Nazi jewelry
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People that buy them as Nazi technology
ngl, if it was cheap enough and I had a garage, I'd buy old ones to build a powerwall.
I don't like tesla or the people that bought them after mush was established, but i'd be more than happy to pay them 10% of the money they paid for 100% of the hardware and use it against the corporations.
I'm not touring in that
https://www.reddit.com/r/massachusetts/comments/1r8lv00/spotted_in_the_wild/
That pic looked too jpg'd to be real, but I found another source.
If I ordered a contractor for a job and they showed up with that piece of shit in my driveway, I'd demand my money back even if I never paid them anything yet.
Can never be sure these days, lol
They're now calling themselves the heart of the internet?
If the heart had heart disease and a seriously bad problem with parasites.
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Get in Marty we're going to my high school reunion but first I gotta fix a disconnect
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If this camper’s a-clankin’
Don’t knock — I’m wankin’
"If this camper's a-clankin' it's probably because I drove through some water and these things rust like a bastard"
Can't wait to see a camper topper on one.
Guy needed a truck for work, and he got a big boner for Trump and Musk, and bought a SwastiKKKar. It quickly became apparent that it was completely inadequate for work, or anything else really, but at that point it had a resale value of less than zero, so he had no choice but to make it work.
I checked carvana for a price and people are trying to get 80k for the mfs lmao fat chance
If it goes down another 20K, it'll be priced at what it was originally promised. Another 40K off that and now we're talking good used truck prices.
I wouldn't want one if it was given to me for free I'd be trying to offload it ASAP. I've heard news about people being trapped in their burning "Bulletproof" scifi refrigerator and dying. None for me thanks.
There's also the scenario that he got a killer deal in a private sale from someone who just wanted to unload it at any price. They just didn't want to be seen driving it, or keeping it in their driveway.
I've met a few SwastiKKKar owners who claim they bought it before they knew Musk was a psycho, and would get rid of it, if that were possible. There is absolutely no used market for Teslas.
There's no such thing as a "killer deal" on a car that might burn you alive.
Isn't that a literal definition of a killer deal?
Valid.
He probably bought it used cheap. Dealers won't even take these on tradein because they don't sell.
there are enough valid reasons to shit onto he cybertruck that there's no need for us to pretend this exact mod isn't done to plenty of regular trucks
IIRC, there was basically supposed to be an official version of this as an add-on. What happened to that?
Same thing that happened to the rest of Musk's bullshit.
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I'm of an age where much fun was had in the back of the Ford version
Does it make it an actual truck now, instead of a flaming deathtrap?
A little of both I'd say... more of a truck, still a highly flammable death trap.
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Looks like something the old Top Gear presenters would build
Tonoight:
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James trips over a phone cord, "Oh cock!"
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Hammond says the word 'egalitarian' "Egalitarian."
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and I hit a man with a shovel. PANG "oof!" "Sorry."
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That's an improvement.
Props for keeping the aesthetics
Respect for the mod itself, but i'd estimate the air resistance of that thing reduces it's range by 20% or so.
Looks great actually. Simpler to build than a curved body. Nice flat lumber rack on top so you can build more for your friends, because let’s face it at this point your only friends are from the local Cybertruck club. A+
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