I couldn't get over Abraham repeatedly trying to get cucked and god cockblocking it by telling the other party in a dream every single time. I know it happens at least twice and I think three. He just kept tryin'!
Somebody told me they found the Bible boring one time and I was like that's literally the one single thing it's not. Telenovelas have nothing on that shit. And that's in the very first book. We haven't even got anywhere near the interracial gangbang snuff porn yet!