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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 127 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

she cant keep getting away with this!

13351

edit: shes a real youtuber, gary is a /b/diot

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 73 points 3 weeks ago

Anon makes bitter sexist propaganda

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does she literally have a 1:1 facsimile of his shop/recording studio or is that just thumbnail magic?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's more like does he have a 1:1 facsimile of her shop/recording studio.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Reiterate9120@lemmy.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If he works for the police unfortunately they can't raid the correct address, will threaten innocent people with military grade weapons, then leave once they realize their detective is an idiot without so much as an apology.

I too would be a sad detective man if i couldn't detect a correct street address. I couldn't even get a job as a delivery driver.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Considered a undercover cop in real life, and considered a undercover cop in Lemmy... ...I can never win...

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 101 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok so from these comments I've learned that the girl's video is real and it seems op used AI to edit some guy into the thumbnail and then edited the view count to create a sexist ragebait story that undermines the genuine success of a female creator.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Colour me shocked. Incel ragebait on 4chan?!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Truly strange. It's like getting a rude dick headed comment from me, truly out of character.

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[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No surprise there since it looks like it comes from 4chan. Everyone knows the 4 in 4chan refers to the combined IQ score of its users. The funny part is, all they've achieved is suggested a new channel I'll probably enjoy. Stay mad, incels.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Be me

Go to Lemmy

Go to Greentext

Read comment

Yep, it's Lemmy

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Fake: implies someone made similar content, but clearly it's the exact same video, just the model is swapped

Gay: Anon is gay

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 50 points 3 weeks ago

Also, Sayaka's Digital Attic is an actual good channel; she does interesting board repair work and has been at it since long before December of 2025

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Viewer sent me a broken c64 board

gary doesn't have enough viewers for this to happen

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] amgine@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

If you can give me my most niche hobby with tits, I’m going to click it over the video without tits

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Especially if your niche hobby is birdwatching!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I wanna see tits watching tits with …tits?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Id prefer to see a nice pair of boobies

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Raise you a pair of great tits.

[–] degen@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like how the tits' tits are bifurcated

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh damn. I posted the wrong photo

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tits, boobies, and great-breasted birds!

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Idk man, for some reason sometimes I prefer the hobby videos that don't have tits, or at least who gets more into the hobby/has better details.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Really? When I see a video like that, any horniness is overruled by the ick factor of using sex to advertise. If you need to show off your boobs to get views, I assume the content beyond the boobs isn't worth watching

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

what if she bounces them though?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Same thing as a subway surfers clip playing in the corner

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

In what way is she showing off anything but the board she's repairing?

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 weeks ago

Anon has nice nails on his right hand

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly if it was a gay world you might get more views.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Only if you replaced OP with a twink.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gay: Anon wishes he could appeal to men like Sayaka does

Fake: His video doesn't exist

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Has OP considered wearing one of those humourous BBQ aprons with boobs on them?

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Those workshops are such exact duplicates that I assumed they were both the same trans person, but that would be a pretty rapid transformation (assuming both videos were actually published on the same day).

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You really think someone would do that? Just go the internet and tell lies?

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 3 weeks ago

3 days high effort video you said?

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I actually do watch the channel she blatantly rips off (not the dude pictured). I’m not normally one to accuse, but the channel name is a dead giveaway. Maybe it’s supposed to be a tribute or flattery, but the OG digital basement is infinity more entertaining for me.

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[–] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is op left or right, can't tell....

/S

Also, has op tried smiling?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Girl makes the same video

Plot Twist: It's the same video, but the "girl" is edited in via AI.

Double plot twist: The views and reacts are also fake, because YouTube is flooded with bot accounts

Triple plot twist: AI making AI videos for AI consumption is technically gay and simping

Quadruple plot twist: It's a fix-it video. People are taking the information you put out there and using it to fix their shit. Why are you complaining?

Quintuple plot twist: Neither of these videos take place in an attic.

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Today anon learned that men like to look at attractive women. What wonders will he learn tomorrow? Tune in next time... for... Dragon... Ball... Z!

[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Plot twist: Sayaka is his daughter

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 2 points 3 weeks ago

hey i know this channel

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