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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ok so from these comments I've learned that the girl's video is real and it seems op used AI to edit some guy into the thumbnail and then edited the view count to create a sexist ragebait story that undermines the genuine success of a female creator.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Colour me shocked. Incel ragebait on 4chan?!

Truly strange. It's like getting a rude dick headed comment from me, truly out of character.

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[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 120 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

she cant keep getting away with this!

13351

edit: shes a real youtuber, gary is a /b/diot

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 3 days ago

Anon makes bitter sexist propaganda

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 2 days ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does she literally have a 1:1 facsimile of his shop/recording studio or is that just thumbnail magic?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's more like does he have a 1:1 facsimile of her shop/recording studio.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Reiterate9120@lemmy.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If he works for the police unfortunately they can't raid the correct address, will threaten innocent people with military grade weapons, then leave once they realize their detective is an idiot without so much as an apology.

I too would be a sad detective man if i couldn't detect a correct street address. I couldn't even get a job as a delivery driver.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

I actually do watch the channel she blatantly rips off (not the dude pictured). I’m not normally one to accuse, but the channel name is a dead giveaway. Maybe it’s supposed to be a tribute or flattery, but the OG digital basement is infinity more entertaining for me.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fake: implies someone made similar content, but clearly it's the exact same video, just the model is swapped

Gay: Anon is gay

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 49 points 3 days ago

Also, Sayaka's Digital Attic is an actual good channel; she does interesting board repair work and has been at it since long before December of 2025

[–] Klear@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

Gay: anon wants to fuck a gay planet

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I like that the way you wrote it it implies the bloke is DLSS 5 off

Viewer sent me a broken c64 board

gary doesn't have enough viewers for this to happen

[–] amgine@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If you can give me my most niche hobby with tits, I’m going to click it over the video without tits

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Especially if your niche hobby is birdwatching!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now I wanna see tits watching tits with …tits?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Id prefer to see a nice pair of boobies

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Raise you a pair of great tits.

[–] degen@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like how the tits' tits are bifurcated

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tits, boobies, and great-breasted birds!

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Really? When I see a video like that, any horniness is overruled by the ick factor of using sex to advertise. If you need to show off your boobs to get views, I assume the content beyond the boobs isn't worth watching

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (8 children)

In what way is she showing off anything but the board she's repairing?

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Idk man, for some reason sometimes I prefer the hobby videos that don't have tits, or at least who gets more into the hobby/has better details.

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[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Gay: Anon wishes he could appeal to men like Sayaka does

Fake: His video doesn't exist

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly if it was a gay world you might get more views.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Only if you replaced OP with a twink.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go the internet and tell lies?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 days ago

Anon has nice nails on his right hand

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Today anon learned that men like to look at attractive women. What wonders will he learn tomorrow? Tune in next time... for... Dragon... Ball... Z!

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 1 points 1 day ago

hey i know this channel

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those workshops are such exact duplicates that I assumed they were both the same trans person, but that would be a pretty rapid transformation (assuming both videos were actually published on the same day).

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Testosterone is magic but that's a lot of magic

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Has OP considered wearing one of those humourous BBQ aprons with boobs on them?

[–] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is op left or right, can't tell....

/S

Also, has op tried smiling?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 3 days ago

3 days high effort video you said?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Girl makes the same video

Plot Twist: It's the same video, but the "girl" is edited in via AI.

Double plot twist: The views and reacts are also fake, because YouTube is flooded with bot accounts

Triple plot twist: AI making AI videos for AI consumption is technically gay and simping

Quadruple plot twist: It's a fix-it video. People are taking the information you put out there and using it to fix their shit. Why are you complaining?

Quintuple plot twist: Neither of these videos take place in an attic.

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