I would watch this show.
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Sounds like an SNL skit
Easy. You dress up as a couch, so JD invites You in. After that, You ditch the couch and underneath You have a Putin disguise so Trump starts blowing You out of habit.
Why did you capitalize every occurrence of the word 'you' is that a thing in your native language?
Unfortunately, I think Trump would realize if he had a female POC in his staff.
I don't even think he realizes when he does a doodoo in his diaper.
Solid pitch for a SNL sketch
That's a very long sentence.
Weird, I dreamt Biden snuck back in too but that him, Trump & Netanyahu had the most fantastic 3-way you can imagine. I mean, it really felt magical & passionate.
Oh snap, brown bag Biden is sneaking in again
I imagined this as a cartoon in the style of Rocky & Bullwinkle.
I was really hoping for a meta joke here with those president masks. And it was Joe Biden wearing a Joe Biden mask.
The way this current admin is run, I wouldn't be surprised if this was just a Tuesday.
In fact, Dark Brandon is bringing about the Green Transition by getting Trump to destroy and block the oil and gas infrastructure in the Middle East. /s
....genocide paricipation sure ruined Biden jokes, eh?
This is for not not selling guns to Israel, right? I just want to be sure it's still the same thing Russia convinced us to hate just him for.
A lot of people who don't know how trade works (you sell the thing and can't dictate how it's used after that) or what a binary choice is, what songle-issue voting does for the conservatives, or what harm reduction is, really want something to allay those fears about leopards. So it's only because this sounds like that, or I wouldn't ask.
This is for not not selling guns to Israel, right?
what?
you sell the thing and can't dictate how it's used after that
that's why you don't sell it in the first place if you know the buyer is going to use it for evil.
what a binary choice is, what songle-issue voting does for the conservatives, or what harm reduction is
if you ignore one side's flaws or even crimes just so you don't accidentally help the other side, you are literally just like the other side.
Biden bypassed Congress to send more weapons after they stopped approving the shipments. He also repeated vile, Zionist lies and lied to the American people about the genocide. Most of the information that made me hate Joe Biden came out after his term was over.
The nickname Genocide Joe is accurate.
nope
It sure is convenient that you can ignore the murders of 20,000 Palestinian children when it allows you to laugh at a joke. I thought being able to "turn off" empathy was a narcissistic trait, but surely you must be an exception.
you must be fun at parties