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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Bratosch@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What, like two headphones connected to each other?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that would be stereophonic

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, same channel, both ears

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's 2 pairs of headphones scissoring.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There’s a video of a mom telling what people do when they marry and the younger girl makes a finger in a hole gesture. The mom says “hey, don’t do that! Why did you do that?” And the girl replies “they put a ring on the finger”.

[–] IDew@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago

I wish I was this innocent haha

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Daughter reads "penetrating" just fine but "gaze" is the word she's stuck on.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

She questioned both words.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 weeks ago

i can see an internal logic where you first try and clarify the noun before the adjective

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

She read and said “gaze” and the father heard “gays” without the context.

Which is a small insight into the mind of the father.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

"None shall meet the King's gaze."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

They must be very lonely

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago

Finally, gay harem