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Homeland Security removes age limits for ICE recruits to boost hiring for Trump deportations
Trump is just confused, he was thinking of something else when ICE said "no age limits".
That's our homoerotic president and his homoerotic base with their homoerotic secret police for ya!
I had the (mis)fortune to watch the Trump movie with Sebastian Stan. I know it was made by people who don't like him, but I walked away thinking, "Is he a closeted, self hating homosexual?"
A pattern of data points does point to a conclusion.
His mentor was an older man who took a shine to him and was gay. He likes talking about other men's cocks and muscles. He seems to very openly hate women.
Someone has a tiny little erect mushroom.
GRAVY SEALS...
FYI Afroman is a MAGAt. Not as vocal as some but he’s with Donnie.
Is he MAGA? I mean he shook Trump's hand at the libertarian conference when they were both running for president, but that's about it
Sure, they can't run a block or turn their necks but those big boys are genuinely hard to take down. If one sits on you? Game over, man
Large muscles are not important for checking immigration paperwork. They are missing the brainpower for that part, so they just assault people instead.
Ooo and their veinier, girthier danglers
No shit, man's a big Jabba the Hutt blob. The tiniest shrimp would be more muscly.
Wha...what are going on about? I think you mean Jabba the Hunk!!??!
According to whitehouse doctors that orange slab of beefy beef is 6 foot 5 and 220 pounds. Just perfection!! There's never been a more fitter or healthy president! EVER!
Jabba the Hunk of Shit
Jabba the Prez
Trump really going after them on Grindr I guess
Oh his foldable neck's Eminem!
“Larger, harder…HOTTER!!!”