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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No shit, man's a big Jabba the Hutt blob. The tiniest shrimp would be more muscly.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wha...what are going on about? I think you mean Jabba the Hunk!!??!
According to whitehouse doctors that orange slab of beefy beef is 6 foot 5 and 220 pounds. Just perfection!! There's never been a more fitter or healthy president! EVER!

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 14 hours ago

Jabba the Prez