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The original was posted on /r/homeassistant by /u/Khaaaaannnn on 2026-03-24 19:35:41+00:00.
So it started when we first started dating. My living room lights would turn off on her. I was so confused as they work great for me. Won’t turn off for all the hours I’m in there.
Fast forward to now. I have her a home assistant sever stood up and we’ve been using it for months. She even makes her own automations lol.
I have a new FP300 in the bathroom to turn the Shelly relays on. Works great for me. I can do my business as long as I need and no lights go off on me.
Here on the other had, they keep going off due to no presence detected. I caught it this morning. She’s in there they go off, I have her move around, do a little dance and nothing… the moment I walk in, Boom it picks me up and the lights turn on.
This “MMwave” immunity she’s acquired has persisted with multiple MMwave sensor models.
Am I dating a vampire? Is she just a figment of my imagination and isn’t really there? Has anyone else delt with this?