I know a mortician who'd enjoy this.
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For some reason I just imagined a necromancer, the word mortician sounded like magician but of morts
Related to Coffin of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

I want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed
Death is the ultimate cuddle buddy for the best sleep of your life.
Just tried to get one.
Won't ship to the UK.
Anyone Trustworthy in the US willing to help me out if I cover costs?
¿Porque no los dos?
I totally want one.
Arguably healthier than pretending you will live forever.