this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I know a mortician who'd enjoy this.

[–] ascend@lemmy.radio 1 points 1 day ago

For some reason I just imagined a necromancer, the word mortician sounded like magician but of morts

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Related to Coffin of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Death is the ultimate cuddle buddy for the best sleep of your life.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Just tried to get one.

Won't ship to the UK.

Anyone Trustworthy in the US willing to help me out if I cover costs?

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 1 points 1 day ago

¿Porque no los dos?

I totally want one.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Arguably healthier than pretending you will live forever.