eat fewer onions

Also fun fact: Some populations like Korea have a ‘broken’ gene that makes it so they don’t secrete sweat from the Apocrine gland. Lucky ducks.

I believe that deodorant also contains stuff that kills the bacteria that cause BO.

Wearing natural fabrics helps a lot too. They can absorb and make moisture unavailable so the bacteria aren't able to produce as much of a scent.

Wool is fantastic at this, but other fabrics can too like cotton and linen. Polyester in the other hand does not absorb water at all, it just sits in the surface of the fabric letting the bacteria have their feast and producing smells.

That explains why my pits get so fucking sweaty when I'm playing a high stress game like trying to get P-rank in Ultrakill. Reading more into that source also explains why I sometimes am dripping sweat from my face when I'm really really focused on something.

This just sounds like bodywash with extra steps

I've noticed this as well. Even a cotton poly blend will be noticably stickier by the end of the day. In the winter, if I don't do anything too exerting or slop food down the front of it, I can get a couple of days out of a good cotton shirt.

I recently got a job where I have to wear this awful poly button down, and the thing gets so stinky so fast. Just one of the reasons I hate that shirt.

I hate unnatural plastics because when I use them in the dryer i swear they smell like burning plastic.

To be fair, the lack of a long vowel sound would indicate they require a double consonant, if we strove for consistency (albeit, not English's strongsuit…).

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/maxxing

Showering too often can also cause issues with smell.