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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 weeks ago

All is cooked under heaven.

The situation is excellent.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can I get some fries with the Climate Change ?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

just put the CO2 emissions in the bag bro

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course comrade, one large climate change with fries coming right up.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please no pickles with my climate change.

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I can put them on the side for you, but the pickles are inevitable.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

We're chopped, we're washed

There are also early indications that we may be unc but readings are unclear

[–] poster596@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

steamed like hams

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh like potatoes ! My favourite isaac-pog

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd ask how, not if...

How are we gonna be cooked anyway? Will it be a slow simmer in water? Or into a vat of hot frying oil.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've had great results with an air fryer, that's how I'd like us to be cooked.

[–] Oskolki@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen maps being sold of this country I'm in being split into another separate region.

We're getting sliced and diced let's go more balkanization, every house will have it's own government fully dependent on external powers isaac-pog

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

been cooked. were simmering on the back burner rn before we get served

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

A bit overcooked

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, the bear sees less and less activity. It's sad, but at least it smells nice

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, modern industrialized society will collapse due to climate change. Billions of people are going to die.

Note: this is imo optimistic

[–] LunarMystic_101@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

worse is that the rich saw it coming and choose to save themselves without changing course. Like, we could have saved more people but they wanted bigger lifeboats for themselves.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah but we're not well done yet