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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago

All is cooked under heaven.

The situation is excellent.

[–] Oskolki@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I've seen maps being sold of this country I'm in being split into another separate region.

We're getting sliced and diced let's go more balkanization, every house will have it's own government fully dependent on external powers isaac-pog

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

We're chopped, we're washed

There are also early indications that we may be unc but readings are unclear

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can I get some fries with the Climate Change ?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

just put the CO2 emissions in the bag bro

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course comrade, one large climate change with fries coming right up.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please no pickles with my climate change.

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I can put them on the side for you, but the pickles are inevitable.

[–] poster596@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

steamed like hams

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh like potatoes ! My favourite isaac-pog

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd ask how, not if...

How are we gonna be cooked anyway? Will it be a slow simmer in water? Or into a vat of hot frying oil.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I've had great results with an air fryer, that's how I'd like us to be cooked.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

been cooked. were simmering on the back burner rn before we get served

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, modern industrialized society will collapse due to climate change. Billions of people are going to die.

Note: this is imo optimistic

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, the bear sees less and less activity. It's sad, but at least it smells nice

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Per chance.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

A bit overcooked

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah but we're not well done yet