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[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 21 points 1 month ago

Imagine

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This would be the craziest way to find out Paul McCartney is still alive.

[–] Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You actually just had me check whether or not he was dead

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

I buried Paul.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And he only sings Justin Bieber songs

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While dressed as a pussycat doll.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

And Yoko is there for backup vocals

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

At which point Yoko Ono would reveal it as her greatest artwork, probably.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago

This would be the craziest way to find out that Paul has friends.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Simply having a wonderful faked death.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you pronouncing faked as "fay-ked" or are you ok with the wrong number of syllables

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

i wasn't bothering to look at scansion

[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

For those who want to read more context about it. Interview with Monty Python's Eric Idle

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

Paul is dead.