Bro I just shaved. Then I read this and my neckbeard erupted sponteanously.
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Femboy with a bushy beard?
Is the classic edition still okay? Cause I don't wnat to be a femboy, but I do want linux
Tim Allen movie where he scares Richard Stallman off his roof and is forced to take his place
That's some seamless masking and morphing, sad these days people just use AI to make slop that doesn't even look half as good as this.Β
Pretty scary visuals, especially for the time
wrf I just found my virginity
Year of the Linux desktop.
Y u make Tux into bad guy? Tux just want people compute. Tux is friend shaped.
There is a rumour that Tux and Clippy are seeing each other.Β
And Xenia is hosting?
The machines did nothing wrong.
there... is... another
systemd in the distance
Indeed. It's more like metastatic cancer, though.
AreWeTheBaddies.jpg
I should have known when somebody made a logo out of a foot. Who are we, Tarantino?
Software doesn't necessarily serve the user, I'd say a virus is software too.
It serves a user, just maybe not the one using the machine it's on.
Damn, do I like it. Thank you!
Can't read this without hearing the voice and at the slower cadence.
Do the machines run on Linux? Perhaps perfect one? Or do they have their own OS? They use binary we know that at least.
Considering the amount of just random ass shit in the world that runs some flavor of linux or another (like restaurant menus and display sings and even generic chinese game consoles) I would expect that whatever they are running is probably Linux adjacent at the very least.
Psyop