Surprised your city is doing this. Mine says the sidewalk is my responsibility to maintain, and if they find that it’s broken they will fix it and then send ME the bill. Fuck that.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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This will be a walking path and nothing exists yet. It’s across the street from me so I win, unless I get hit by a car while crossing.
What dystopian hell scape do you live in? That's public city infrastructure
Are you watching? Enjoy yourself but make sure you don't try and become a supervisor.
They’re still just clearing stuff etc. but I will!
Across? Like a crosswalk?
What are you gonna write in the wet concrete?
I believe it’s going to be asphalt, it’s a wide walking path. Will still try a penis though
Penis imprint in hot ashfalt, that's hard core.
It’s not a lot of surface area really
I'm gonna interpret that as you are hung like a whale, and the footpath isn't large enough. Congrats!
It better be a penis.
We do tend to take sidewalks, and road, and streetlights, and sewer systems, etc. for granted. Especially those of us who whine non-stop about taxes.
Not me. Tax me daddy, build schools and roads and sidewalks!