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The most delulus of them are going to turn it into a religious thing altogether.

MAGA is a classic Cult of Personality, and Trump's death will be the end. Like all Dictators, he won't name a successor because he doesn't want to give any power to anyone else, so he'll let Rubio and Vance fight it out for his own entertainment.

Meanwhile there are a bunch of MAGA losers entertaining the fantasy of taking over MAGA when Trump dies. Guys like Don Jr. You don't think he feels like he's ENTITLED to succeed his father to the throne? Or Hegseth? Or Lindsey Graham? Or DeSantis? Or Abbot? Or Tucker Carlson?

When Trump assumes room temperature, the knives are going to come out, and the backstabbing will begin. It will be glorious.

I have a few theories on what will happen after Trump is dead. My first theory is that most of his followers will go full Waco or Jonestown and drink the Kool-Aid. Or we could end up with a Dalai Lama situation where they believe his spirit is in the body of a Someone else the leading to arise of fake charlatans, such as with Megachurch pastors. And my final theory is that they won’t believe that he is dead and it will be similar to how people still say they see Elvis or spot Bigfoot in the woods.

shit when he lost the election in 2020 we were literally dancing in the street. like all day. even at the recycling. i remember going to the grocery and we were all dancing in the parking lot it was a day.

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It will measure on the seismometers

It’ll be like at the end of ROTJ

I for one will call off work and take to the streets.

It won't last, honestly...

Look at Hitler. His name means less by the day, and generations of people have cursed it.

Fuck Hitler. Fuck Trump.

But some day... Literally in many of our lifetimes, people will say "Who the fuck is Donald Trump?"

We will tell them of the time millions of people were duped by an idiot. We will explain how dumb these folks were. And we will move on...

His ballroom will be gone by then. His tower, renamed. His children will be nobodies. His legacy will be millions of people wanting to shit on his grave, and taxpayers angry about the countless goons preventing this.

Some day... Some day soon. I hope we will win the right to shit on his grave. This is America.

I'm a nobody. Maybe I'll run for office some day on the right to shit on this guy's grave. When they kill me, just know... I don't regret it. This is America. Fuck the "kings". Shit on their fucking grave.

Can't spell infamy without… famy…?

Most definitely, calling this thing a human is an insult to all humanity. Calling him a monster is an insult to all monsters.

trump is a useful puppet, he is senile and easily manipulated. everyone around him has learned to take advantage if him. Mamdani just gave him a fake newspaper and he got so many concessions. he's an extremely useful tool for the rich

Yep. All they have to do is be racist bigots

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He is suffering. Literally, right now. Though I take little comfort at the knowledge.

Advanced dementia imprisons you in your imagination, but soaked in paranoia that has no end. There is no sunshine, no safety, no calm. You will eventually lose even yourself, but not the pain and misery.

How do I know this? Ever really stopped and considered what our society's "retirement" industry does to those unfortunate souls known as residents?? It's fucking dark... Hell, apparently they're giving him speed shots right in his ass. No wonder he's so incontinent; how many years have they been pumping him full of whatever keeps his corpse ambulatory I wonder...

Ted?