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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 15 points 2 months ago

Could be worse. Could be Oracle.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That's because other clouds are even bigger piles of shit

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Looking at you AWS US East-1

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As opposed to the other Microsoft products that are not piles of shit?

These are dire issues for the military. I would wager if we attacked China like we did Iran and Venezuela, it would not go well for us, thanks to the pervasiveness of Microsoft and its lack of security.

[–] ag10n@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Microsoft supports their cloud in China.

Segregating them isnt nearly enough

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/china/overview-connectivity-and-interoperability

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

"Nobody's got fired for buying IBM or Microsoft."

Can we update this saying for enshittification?

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 2 months ago

Anyway, whatever. :)