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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 23 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Dogs are sentient. Maybe they mean sapient?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

One of the most common incorrectly used words and a pet peeve of mine. Star Trek certainly hasn't helped!

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

I guess we all make mistakes Mr. “Once of”

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago

¿Soy lent?

[–] lasta@piefed.world 29 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

Dogs are sentient, except that one

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.

[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 12 points 19 hours ago

Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.

Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I can do that easily.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My cats fave food is onion rings

(Don’t feed your cats onions)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah well mine’s an alcoholic, so.

Alcoholic cats aren't too bad as long as they stay away from the coke or meth.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

One time, I was sleep deprived for days, and I hallucinated gemstones on the ground. I still probably haven't recovered from the brain damage of that sleep deprivation.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

So would my youngest cat. This morning, she left a dime that she found somewhere in her food dish. she brought me a quarter the other day too. and, she would enjoy a peanut m&m if she were to find it.