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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The internet has screwed with my brain in ways I get to discover everyday:

I read that "pregamed" and the first thing that came to mind was "good! Someone invented a new way of saying the word pergan... pregan... pergen... pr... pregnant(!)"

Then I realized it was a whole different word I was reading.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

now I'm thinking: are all mothers gnant?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, because, as the name implies, pregnant is before gnant. Only women that gave birth are gnant.

How is babby formed?

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In one of my recent sessions I accidentally broke one of my therapist's fidget toys.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Did she write something down after you did?

I mean if you don't you're not really getting your money's worth.