It would be so hilarious to me if after all the dramatic movies we've made about the President being killed by foreign enemies (usually Islamic terrorists) it happened in real life and the general response was to thank the terrorists. It's too ridiculous to be it's own movie but real life doesn't care about irony.

Is this fucking MXC?

"Don't threaten us with a good time!" said almost everyone.

I wonder if they could do it, I feel like they could.

I hope he shits his pants even more than usual over this.

But I hope he dies more banally, in a prison cell preferably.

Do it!