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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry."

[–] oyzmo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"I sell propane and propane accessories"

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Here's my panties, tell me more

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

"You want to taste the meat, not the heat"

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Fucking right I do

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

For those of you who don’t know, “I love you 3,000” is a quote from Avengers: Endgame. It’s particularly adorable because it’s said by a little girl, and three thousand is probably the largest number she can imagine.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Thank you for providing additional context. I didn't know that one. But why did she say a number at all?

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is it something to do with "I love you 4ever" "I love you 5ever"?

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 minutes ago

It's one upping.

I love you I love you two I love you three thousand (that number's too big, can't beat that one)

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 8 hours ago

Why? Just a little kid being a kid.

She had said something like “I love you two hundred” to her mom, and her dad was joking with mom about it.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Come my little ones, put this traitor in gulag

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"Heat from fire, fire from heat."