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Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands (www.theonion.com)
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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 25 points 2 years ago

...I have never seen a more perfect use of this

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

I came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn't disappointed!
Woowooowooowoooowooo

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 15 points 2 years ago

Carcinization strikes again

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

As the saying goes, "Jesus saves, but Evolution really just loves making new kinds of crabs."

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

[–] ehxor@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Why not Zoidberg?