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How do you win a Nobel prize? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

Become so influential that the jury will need to think twice before denying you one.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 20 hours ago

I can say with certaintly it's not by cold-calling the King of Norway.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this a real question or a joke?

[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Welcome to Shitty Asklemmy.

[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

You must kill a previous price winner

[–] shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

Posting here is a great start

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Invading Norway

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

You can also invade greenland for it

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You need to enter in the mental state of a noble gas, once others have noticed and you don't cause reactions the prize is awarded. It's odd they spell it wrong.