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[–] derry@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

Ah the classics never get old.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Had a meeting with a new guy on my team and the PM asked him to get on camera. When he does you can see he's sitting in bed shirtless even though he tried to keep it to just his face. I was like WTF I later found out he's a paraplegic and I felt bad for him.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is shoenice dead yet? Dude's body needs to be studied after he does.

[–] Flying_Penguin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Baywatch me eat this food off the floor.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anyone who hasn't drunkenly eaten a burger off the floor raise their hands I fucking dare you.

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🙌 what it is, ho, what it do

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Samesies! I'm fully sober when I do shit like that, so that I can regret it extra hard.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

💪 Kebab is better that burger!

I also don't drink much but if I did, I would eat something better of the floor.

[–] cm0002@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago

Why would you fucking call me out like that SMCF! I thought you were cool :c

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dad getting a divorce just rented an apartment.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I was thinking it was a coked out Charlie sheen