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Dad getting a divorce just rented an apartment.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Anyone who hasn't drunkenly eaten a burger off the floor raise their hands I fucking dare you.

[–] X@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago

🙌 what it is, ho, what it do

[–] cm0002@lemmings.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Why would you fucking call me out like that SMCF! I thought you were cool :c

[–] derry@midwest.social 6 points 4 hours ago

Ah the classics never get old.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is shoenice dead yet? Dude's body needs to be studied after he does.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

That is The Hoff!