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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago
[–] devolution@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Fuck that and fuck Microslops pick me CEO.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

MSFT C Suite:

[–] Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

Way ahead of you. :)

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[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CPU upgrades? What CPU's? Are the CPU's in the Microcenter with us, Microsoft? Can you show us on the shelf where the mystical CPU's are?

Is the shortage a mirage? Our imagination?

[–] xep@discuss.online 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What is the charge? Installing a CPU? A succulent x64 CPU? Gentlemen, this is supply side economics manifest!

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Microsoft can do whatever. I'm not coming back.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know Lemmy is a Linux echo chamber. But also, I feel like people did actually managed to move to alternative OSes or stay on Win10 cause they were fed up with NoPilot on win11.

Also, once Steam Machine is released, that probably will boost migration to the skies.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If it is AI based I guarantee it will be subscription based. That could push me over the edge to some Linux variant.

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[–] Maiq@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

So I've got a wacky conspiracy theory about this and all the hardware shortages, ai datacenters, etc. The tech companies are trying to position themselves for "cloud only computing devices" being the only affordable option for most people. The you'll own nothing and like it model.

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[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much longer will corporate buyers keep taking this?

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The enterprise editions don't seem to attract all of the bloat that home and pro editions get. I think they know they can't get away with it.

[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine using windows in 2026

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[–] Vieric@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they do this, they are going to be laughed out of the room. But then they will announce end of life for Win11 and everyone will stop asking questions and move anyway because "Linux scary".

I hate reality.

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[–] libffi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

everyone switches to alternative OSes any%

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Wasn't 10 the last windows?
I guess they're really pushing You'll own nothing and be happy, soon they'll sell TMP/SecureBoot-locked dumb terminals for the masses (with id check of course).

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

No, I don't think I wil.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Upgrade? In this economy?!?

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[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a sound plan Microslop!!!

[–] BromSwolligans@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They can force upgrade themselves in the ass.

The only thing I'm looking forward to more than the collapse of the AI bubble is Microsoft, specifically, eating shit at the hands of a public that doesn't want, need, or give two shits about them anymore. Just like Intel or whatever your favorite example is, see some fucking titan that thought they were some great titan, only to turn out to be Ozymandias when the whole fucking world looks up at them and shrugs. Like the end of the Truman show when this massive, all-consuming industry of a production comes crashing down in an evening, and the television viewers at home happily shrug and say, "what else is on?"

The word about Linux is out, and, as Snazzy Labs recently pointed out, Macs have accidentally become the best value in new computers. There are excellent non-Windows options for ordinary people who just do everything through a web browser and an office suite, for not much money all over the fucking place, and the day their greed catches up to them and they start to lose real market share is so close I can taste it.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

'member when Windows 10 was supposed to be the final version of Windows? I 'member.

[–] mattreb@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is an article, based on an article+AI that is based on an article, that cite NO SOURCE whatsoever. What are u even discussing about guys...

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Never correct your enemy while they are making an error. :D

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sloppy slop MicroSloppitySlop

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, Microsoft doubling down on the whole "Let's force most of our customers to purchase entirely new computers to use the next release!" strategy after it went so well for Windows 11 is just hilarious. Especially with hardware costs skyrocketing due to AI BS.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

More gear into the second market. Nice.

[–] confused_polarbear@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Me getting ready to buy their old CPU and put Linux on it:

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