I, the camel, want everyone to understand that there are no har feelings if you dont answer. Mostly its work shit or too long to text. Please forgive me. Amen.
Low Effort Memes
Some communities have standards. We do not.
This is a low-stress zone for sharing silly memes. Whether you made it yourself in MS Paint or found it in some weird corner of the internet, share it with us!
- Reposts from corpomedia are 100% fine, fuck them.
- Ancient memes that still hit are always welcome.
- If it made you chuckle, it's good enough for us.
- Be nice to each other: No hate speech or drama.
TLDR: meme gud
"Hi. Are you free for a call now? Thx."
“call me when you're done pooping“
“call me when you're ~~done~~ pooping“
If you're in my very short contact list, I'll happily answer and talk to you, if you want to. Otherwise, text, or even email is the best way to contact me.
I treat my doorbell similarly--text or call before coming over, or even from right in front of the door, I don't answer the door if I don't know who it is. Also, I don't have an ICE surveillance camera on my doorbell, so no, I can't see who is there, nor do I care. Call or text, or fuck off.
EDIT: With the one exception of Girl Scouts selling cookies, but they don't seem to do that door-to-door here anymore, sadly.
Was just trying to sell you some girl scout cookies guy.
There are things which don't fucking belong in text. "Hey I can't get your TV to turn on and play anything" well, there are four devices and three remotes man, what exactly are you trying to accomplish - play PS, play OTA DVR or play media? Yeah let me sit down and write a fucking dissertation through a mobile device's UI about this, sure. Or I could just call?
I'm with the kid I fucking hate horses
(Giraffe)
Who you calling a giraffe
That guy's trying to give long horses a bad name!