Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I don't know if I planted them too deep or too close together...

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a pretty decent sheep farmer, so I herd.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 4 days ago

wool told you this ?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Probably watered them too much.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

That was baa-d advice.

Did you pay for that advice? If you did, you got fleeced.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Only ewe would know.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 4 days ago

Shaun the Sheep says "Ba-aa-aa," which I believe translates to "yes."