Beds constructed for rodent polyamory?
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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Having twelve kids due to high infant mortality. I think the various world governments are working on that one
You can also have 12 kids without infant mortality. In fact, I highly recommend it, it's way less tragic.
Or have a modest number of children, but invite up to 12 friends for a sleepover in your weirdly gigantic bed. How do you change the sheets on that thing? Do you hire an elephant housekeeper?
OK, so the great catastrophe of the 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed was not enough? The doctor specifically advised against this type of behaviour. People will never learn. Smh
I would say this is just a scene of your average NYC apartment.....but the bed is clearly too large.
Everyone will freak out when you see rats having a pillow fight on your bed. This is not normal and never will be
*proceeds on igniting with flamethrower