Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 hours ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they like raw berries

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 6 points 3 hours ago

If you switch "like" in the punchline with "prefer," I think it flows a little better.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

when God give you lemons...

...YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

That's from the 2nd one right? Fuck man 2010s youtube was the shit

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

Have you heard about Garrett, the Master Thief from the City? The guy eats only apples, carrots and deer legs. And bread, yes.