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[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

I remember seeing a bit of Oprah on TV and they were talking about changing the toilet roll. She was saying how she recently discovered it only takes 30 seconds to change and her advice to viewers was that you could even change it while you were on the toilet. A fully grown woman was telling the world that she just discovered changing the toilet roll. How out of touch can a person be?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My my, how time passes when neither of us have a billion dollars. Your point is?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sorry that meme images don't update their timestamps and such over time...

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Oprah gets older, memes are eternal.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

72 is the new 64

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you! I was about to post how I grew up thinking she was so much older than me but is only 64.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Same! I remember her having her talk show when I was a little kid!

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

The factorial in the post suggests she's a bit older than that.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 19 points 3 days ago

Oh hey it's that stupid bitch who introduced the world to Dr Oz and Dr Phil. Thanks bitch.

[–] Botanicals@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago
[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago

Step 2: Don't think about the consequences of your actions.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

Oh the mother of demons is stress free? How nice for her.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Step 2: have another billion dollars.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

64! = 126886932185884164103433389335161480802865516174545192198801894375214704230400000000000000

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

If I was that old I'd be stressing about the heat death of the universe.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

i dont think a billion dollars is saving you from being that old

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This guy maths the math!

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

True. I would be much less stressed if I had a billion dollars