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He was having wet dreams about that oediPUS (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

i mean, we have pictures

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was on that bus. It might sound exaggerated, but if anything he’s being overly modest about how things went down. It’s going to be a good while until my electrolyte levels recover from the experience.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Amalia was almost always pregnant in the decade following Sigmund's birth

I'll just leave this little nugget here and let the pervert minds imagine the rest

[–] ThisUsernameKillsFascists@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anyone else think that looks suspiciously like Christian Bale?

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

That man can play anyone.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is that why I'm weirdly attracted to Christian Bale? Is that how it works?

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do we have any younger pictures?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the youngest photos of her we have are when she was her oldest

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bit hard to judge then

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

the oldest photos we have of her was when she was her youngest

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not bad for a 68 year old from the 1800s.