Are these still available
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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Also... Is this content low-calorie enough such that your diet will allow you to consume it?
I hate parsnips.
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Does sriracha count as vegetables?
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Apart from being ~~delicious~~ edible parsnips are a fiercely invasive species! The sap of their stem also makes the skin so sensitive to the sun that normal exposition results in burns. Furthermore If it enters contact with your eyes you'll go blind! I do like adding one to mashed potatoes for some extra zing.
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I don't think I've ever had a parsnip. Unless they go by other names? They look like big radishes to me.
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