Bless the USA, you are saved! But a small correction: here in Europestan, where the sharia is enforced, it is not completely forbidden to own a dog, only if you own one you are required to cut its throat and drink its blood before ceremonially firing your kalashnikov from your modified Toyota pickup truck, bismillah. It is known.
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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I'm torn. I love my dog, but I'd also like an AK and a rugged Toyota Hilux. Does the Sharia state provide the guns and pickups?