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‘What the [bleep] did I just watch?’ RFK Jr. posts workout video with Kid Rock urging Americans to ‘get active’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 2 months ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@civilloquy.com

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Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has posted a workout video with musician Kid Rock, eliciting mixed reactions from social media users.

Kennedy, 72, shared the video Tuesday afternoon with the caption: “I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.” Kid Rock, known for hit songs such as “All Summer Long” and “Cowboy,” is a long-time supporter of the Trump administration.

The 90-second video starts with Kennedy and Kid Rock posing shirtless, before the words “Secretary Kennedy and Kid Rock’s ROCK OUT WORK OUT” flash across the screen.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsNB_d-SYXY

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Those two have made sweet sweet love to one another and you can tell.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

kid rock was wrestling rfk jr but he was real bad at it as rk had pinned for like 10 minutes!

[–] brzv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

if you are relapsing you need to call your sponsor and not record yourself working out in a sauna with Kid Rock

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Active, as in active shooter ?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe? Wtf knows what a brain worm and a pedo are thinking when they made this video.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago