this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hmmm... I feel like... maybe she is upset because she is having dinner with a leopard and she is on the menu...

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

No way would a leopard eat her face. She voted for the leopard, after all.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Boo fucking hoo pick me.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Oh no!!! Anyways...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I’m curious how this guy was claiming asylum when his mom is a part of the government in Colombia. I guess I shouldn’t ascribe his mother's politics to him, but that feels hypocritical when your family supports the GOP from abroad.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Not enough nelson or leopard for some of these dipshits.