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Well do you ? Im pretty certain I could strangle a bear and wrestle an alligator and fly with the bees

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[–] RION@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Bloodlusted it's prob even, I'm big but weak. If I have my faculties I'll put up a perfunctory fight before giving up, then experience a flash of resistance as survival instinct kicks in but by then it's too late

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

c/powerscaling when?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

kiryu-approaching yeah. meet me on top of the tallest building in Tokyo. No shirts allowed. You have 3 days to prepare a dramatic speech to give while we dramatically glare at each other before going at it

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

(´-﹏-`;) nnoo...

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You know they say that all posters are created equal, but you look at me and you look at 9to5 and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another poster, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So 9to5, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See 9, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.


[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah. Complex, proximity mines, no Oddjob. Your ass is grass.

[–] BironyPoisoned@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago
[–] RedRook1917@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, you are a computer after all. You can't wrestle a bear with no arms and fly with no wings. I would simply unplug your power cord from the outlet. Checkmate.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Only one way to find out. Let's wrassle.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

i would cheat, so yes

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Well if you stop moving so much I could saw them off yes. So what do you want to do with the feet once they're removed?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Fighting game or rts? Possibly. Bee flying or bear strangling? No way

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah probably